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#140 Kernels at the bottom of a popcorn bag

You’ve made it through the bag. Congratulations! Best action movie ever! But now you’re down to the bottom with nothing left but delicious crunchie kernels to annoy the person on either side of you. You go right ahead. You earned those kernels. So crunch away my dear friend. Enjoy every last piece that will eventually get stuck within the confines of your back molars, which you will spend the next four hours of the day trying to get it out. And if you’re like me and add ketchup seasoning, all the remaining powdered flavour has sifted to bottom, leaving you with full-flavoured ketchup kernels. And THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!


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