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#79 Cotton Summer Dresses


COTTON SUMMER DRESS – Looking for months for the right cotton summer dress (CSD) that won’t show every contour of your body, making you feel like a pregnant rhinoceros is no small challenge. You surrender to the fact that if you have to spend a little more money on the perfect summer dress you’ll have for at least the next five years, so be it. You walk into a swanky store and find the salesperson wearing your perfect dress. You’re ready to buy it. Don’t care about the cost. It looks perfect; albeit on another woman but you’re convinced it will look great on you. Especially with the rouging on the sides, hiding all your wobbly bits. You ask her if they carry it in your size but she tells you it’s not from the store. Dammit. But then she goes on to tell you where she got it and how much it costs. Joe Fresh $29.99. You run home, literally, and order one in every colour. You're welcome!


































COTTON SUMMER DRESS – Looking for months for the right cotton summer dress (CSD) that won’t show every contour of your body, making you feel like a pregnant rhinoceros is no small challenge. You surrender to the fact that if you have to spend a little more money on the perfect summer dress you’ll have for at least the next five years, so be it. You walk into a swanky store and find the salesperson wearing your perfect dress. You’re ready to buy it. Don’t care about the cost. It looks perfect; albeit on another woman but you’re convinced it will look great on you. Especially with the rouging on the sides, hiding all your wobbly bits. You ask her if they carry it in your size but she tells you it’s not from the store. Dammit. But then she goes on to tell you where she got it and how much it costs. Joe Fresh $29.99. You run home, literally, and order one in every colour.

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